The 'post a complete and utter lie/ rumour about the person above you' game

Just have to say one phrase that sums up my night:
TING TING SPICY CURIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truly a night of Epic proportions XD

Anyway the game is in the title and I'm randomly going to start of with Axel-chan >=D!

She has been known in her time to wander around farms and stare at the pigs for hours on end. Then as soon as everybody has left, she just can't resist jumping in the pen and giving the fat sow, a big slobbery kiss. You don't even want to know what she does to the cows O.O

you know i heard the rawer was walking around the parks dressed up waiting for someone topick her up. I also hear shes really cheap, so axel your in luck XD

Funny thing actually, I heard Tsumetai was the one picking her up and that he was also a male hooker....

-Nicely done Axel, nicely done-

That's really strange because that wasn't me. It was actually Axel-chan and she was dressed up....IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT!

Funny thing is Rawer stole my clothes and hid me in the woods!

That doesn't explain why Axel was giving suprise smex to fish O.O

Shut up Rawer, that was you. And it was raep.

-Whats raep? Some sort of weird cult???? O.O?-

Well, I heard that Axel not only likes to run around in her birthday suit but, she also likes going to secret mime conventions in the backs of elevators and committing unspeakable -because their mimes lolz- acts on the people there.

Well I heard Rawer is one of those mimes.
And it's not raep if you like it.

i have also heard that axel has actually been arrested several times for skinny dipping in her local leasure center pools (really axel put a swimming costume on next time yes)

I heard that Tsumetai was giving away free skinny dipping lessons to little kids.
(Bad man.)

Axel rather enjoys posing naked for the majority of the teachers in college and also spends most of her weekends in churches, pretending to be a nun until they least expect it, and in the middle of mass she takes off the nun's clothes to run around in her birthday suit, proclaiming it is only natural and what God intended.

Ruin is said to be quite the extravagant one. One time she dashed around with some dirt, dressed up as somebody off the moulin Rouge and shouted "CHOPPINK! I HAVE MADE SOME PUMPERNICKEL FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Then she threw said 'pumpernickel' at Axel-chans face, knocking her out and then force fed her the dirt saying 'Thats a good Mowink, eat your pumpernickel'

i heard that rawer used to work in a cafe but quickly got sack after they found her adding special ingredients to the mayonase

He's secretly a god from Egypt who enjoys playing with people....

axel-chan what a pyromaniac

He once burnt himself on yoghurt... O_O

tried to save a kitteh from a tree then got stuck herself lol

(Lol that is entirely possible xD)

Made a giant Pokeball to sleep in, because he thinks he's a Pikachu.